One Blog Post To Rule Them All

9/20/08 21:09:11
This blog post is unlike anything you have ever seen before. It will tell you more than you ever wanted to know so fast, that you won't know what hit you. I have forgotten to post on my blog for several months, so this will be a big recap of everything important (or not) that I would have made a blog post on. May be more, may be less, lets just see how it goes.

I got a new iPhone 3G and it is the bomb dot com. I love it to death. My favorite applications for it have to be Aurora Feint, which is an awesome game, Pandora, which is an awesome radio, eBay, which is eBay, Photobucket, which lets me upload photos straight from my phone to Photobucket where all the pics on this site are hosted, Hanoi, which is a really lame game, Magic 8 Ball, which makes all my major decisions, Enigmo, which is another cool game, VNC lite, which lets me operate my computer from my phone, Shazam, which IDs songs, Air Sharing, which lets me put files on my iPhone over WiFi, and Phone Saber, which is simply AMAZING (it's a light saber).

My super awesome beast of a goat named Adam Savage, has won overall Grand Champion at the past four goat shows in a row! At the goat show they divide the goats into classes and then they divide the classes in to weight divisions. The winners of the classes go back in to decide the grand champion of each division, and the winners of each division go back in to decide the goat that is overall Grand Champion. It is pretty awesome and I even won showmanship, where they judge you on how well you are showing the goat, some of the times.

I have had two wrecks in my truck. In the first I was on my way to the first day of eleventh grade at Tupelo High School, and was passing a car and when I pulled back in front of it, I realized that there was a car stopped in the middle of the road! I slammed on the brakes, but couldn't stop before I hit the back of the car that had five black people in it that were also on their way to school. I bent their bumper and trunk pretty bad. My truck only looked like it had a very tiny scratch on the bumper, but the bumper was kind of pushed in on one side if you look close. On the way home from Rachel Peeler's birthday party I was going a little fast down an old country road, and I didn't see the turn ahead fast enough to slow down so I skidded through the turn and right into the stop sign that came out of no where at the end of the turn. The bumper was bent in so bad that I couldn't make a left turn, because the tire hit the bumper when it moved. Some really nice guys where around there and they stopped and pulled the bumper back out with a 4-wheeler and a chain so I could drive home.

SHOUTOUT: Thanks to you random people that stopped and helped me! I can't remember what your names were, but thank you very much!

So anyway, now that I had this wreck my mother took away my keys until after Christmas! That is gonna be a forever from now! I have to ride with my mom to school every day again! December 26! Anybody wanna go for a ride?

I think that is all that happened. There could be more. If there is I will probably just slap it right above this paragraph and you will never know that I missed it.
This is Ryan Hollis signing off, and to all my faithful listeners: be careful out there, stop signs are dangerous.