RYAN HOLLIS





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11/26/08 22:50:17
Needless to say, I am not happy with the outcome of our recent presidential election. I know it has been a while since the election, but it has been even longer since I wrote on here. Let's all remember back to the day after election day. Many of the black people at school were saying, "Yo man, my president be black." Do not call me racist for saying this; I am just reporting the facts. All of them fully beleived that Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. is our president. NO, George W. Bush is still president, but when I informed them of their misunderstanding, I started a riot, and people started jumping up and down, screaming, pointing, and chanting, "Obama, Obama, Obama..." It was crazy! My whole first period Public Speaking class has people actually doing public speaking for the first time all year. You have never seen such an uproar in your little life. That day we had a sub, and it was the sub's first class of his first day. He was an ex-cop and it took him over a minute to settle the class back down. Do you think if I had been screaming and cursing like they were I would have gotten in trouble? You know it! (If I got in trouble for calling Mr. Winkler, Mr. Winkbert, then you know I would have.) Despite this none of them got in the slightest bit of trouble!
Enough of their shenanigans. Now for what I think of Obama. He has WAY TOO MANY terrorist connections to be president. Obama doesn't even have any plan for the economy yet, but all of his supporters fully believe that his plan is going to save the economy. Guys save blind faith only for Jesus. Oh wait, some people believe that Obama IS Jesus. Check it out at obamamessiah.blogspot.com. The following is a direct quote from the webiste:
"... A LIGHT WILL SHINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW, A BEAM OF LIGHT WILL COME DOWN UPON YOU, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AN EPIPHANY ... AND YOU WILL SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT YOU MUST GO TO THE POLLS AND VOTE FOR OBAMA."
You thought I was kidding didn't you? Go look at the site for yourself.
John McCain is a real war hero. He deserves to be president. Obama has been a state senator, and a national senator for two terms. That's definitely not someone that I want for my president. But none the less, come January 21, 2009 he will be my president, and I will respect him as such, since that is my duty as a citizen. I hope he will turn the economy around, and that his plan with the war works, though if it does, I will be surprised.

I am going on the record to retract one of my previous statements.
Facebook now has redeeming value.
I have resurected my Facebook account from the dead and am now using it often. I resurected it before the new Facebook overhaul, and I approve of the change. I also like the iPhone Facebook application, even though it crashes every second!

I am super excited about this Friday! W00t W00t! I am going to Atlanta, Georgia, on a trip that I won with my 4-H record book. For the uninformed, a 4-H record book is this rediculous book where you record everything that you have ever done in 4-H and then write a story of your life, and then have to make three picture pages. Its crazy, but if yours wins, you get a trip to Atlanta, and it was definitely worth all of the trouble. I am even gonna go to the Atlanta Aquarium and see the Beluga Whales! They are hard core rock stars.

In case you didn't notice, the design of this site is terrible, and is in need of a makeover. Because of this fact, I am conjuring up a new design. I have learned a lot about how to use Adobe Illustrator and I am designing everything on the whole site from scratch! Not that this design isn't from scratch, its just that the icons I did make are terrible.

Tomorow is Thanksgiving, guys! Have a happy Thanksgiving, and get fat on some turkey to help support Mississippi's obesity problem! And thanks to Mrs. Cotton, my psychology teacher, I know that we are all gonna get tired after Thanksgiving dinner, because of the L-Triptophan in the turkey that makes you sleepy. Thanks Mrs. Cotton!
Holla!